“Jules let me cut to the chase. There’s two ways we could do this. 1. I could ask you on a date, we would go out for a lovely romantic meal. It would be slightly awkward at first as we met on tinder, but once you realize I’m a funny charismatic guy you’d soon relax into my company.
From then on things would go smoothly. Frequent dates progressing into a relationship, we would love and laugh and generally enjoy each other’s company. Eventually I pluck up the courage and ask you to marry me. We move into our first house. After falling pregnant you quit work and I take over the financial responsibilities myself.
Not long after the second child comes along and things go downhill. You let yourself go and only have time for the kids. I’m working long hard hours to pay for the family and love leaves the relationship. I start an affair and my stupidity and bad lying leads to you finding out. Divorce. You get the kids and we agree I can see them on weekends. The poor children then grow up with parents that hate each other. That’s not fair to them, which brings me to item 2. We have a quickie, use a Johnny. Everyone wins. Thing of the kids Jules.”
After this text, Florida State University student Jules Geary has decided to delete her Tinder… I’m not surprised! LOL. This guy is fresh.
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